Some nice little dreams I’ve had.
I often have dreams where I wake myself up laughing.
One particularly strange dream-ending was a newspaper headline…”Brave woman strangles five-year old.” (As Dudley Moore sang, “Laugh? We almost shat!”) Few people would find that as screamingly funny as I did, I suppose.
Those of a certain age will understand this one. I dreamed of a man driving a Hansom cab through London. On the back was a sign that read, “Just say woa.”
Last night’s dream, told to me by Kenny Rogers sitting on a couch. “People told me that if I lost a car mirror I could have an accident. So I held onto those mirrors real tight and smashed into a tree.”
Anyone uses those as jokes – I have the copyright. Well, my subconscious does.