i think that i shall never see
a poem lovely as cat splee*.
a cat whose yawning mouth does blow
pudding chuff from down below
a cat that sleeps at home all day
and on his haunches barfs away;
a cat that may in every season
hurl and toss for no good reason;
upon whose fur has sticky lain;
that ultimately leaves no stain.
except for on the carpet yore,
this cat tossed out from our back door.
– with apologies to joyce killmer
* See online, The Urban Dictionary